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First Buffalo Bison’s Pirate Night

Aug 17, 2012 | Events

Coca Cola Field – North Ridge members cleverly disguised themselves as Pirates to inaugurate a new event for the Bisons.

: Pirate foreplay … to the death!

: It’s not dead, it’s a machine you idiot. AND it’s sleeping.

: FYI, their names actually are “Roque” and “Hardplais”

: A motley crew, no to be confused with a band with the same level of fashion sense

: We’ve all had relationships like that, amirite?

: Creepy statues: breaking up cat fights since 1808.

Buffalo Bison’s ZOMBIE NIGHT

Aug 3, 2012 | Events

: They’ll feed on anyone, but prefer brains with a high midi-chlorian count.

: What a great day to be … dead?

Buffalo Bison’s STAR WARS Game 2012

Jun 9, 2012 | Events

Coca Cola Field – The 5th annual STAR WARS game drew a record crowd.

: Because group hugs aren’t as cool.

: The Empire works a new PR angle to overcome that whole galactic oppression thing.

: “Be right back? I thought spacemen wear diapers!”

: A Jedi brawl breaks out during the ‘kiss cam’

: I think some of them are adopted.

: “I think the plasma marks on the base means you’re ‘safe’. Yeah, let’s go with that.”

: Jedi Mullet Formation: Padawans in the front; Buffaloes in the back.

: Maul’s big brother, most seen as an extra on WOW.

: Prom night in the Outer Rim

STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE 3D

Feb 12, 2012 | Events

Regal Cinemas Transit Road – February 10-12

: Once again, Mr. Green Saber is straying close to sexual harassment.

: Now, Disney can go sue itself.

: “Or you could just call me ‘the Jedi Dude'”

: For a brief time, the Jedi and Sith agreed to anger-management alternatives.

: ‘Jedi Jesus’ photobomb

: “I’ll show Vader I can too make a good forest scout. I’ll run right over those d@mn Ewoks.”

: Some moviegoers thought it a bit much to have such fanfare just to come back from the restroom.

: You can fight in the lobby, but you have to be wearing shoes and a shirt.

And lastly, R2’s Adventures …

: 3D glasses are a cruel joke without binocular vision.

: Mistaken identity: the ice cream bin does not want to be friends.

: Vowed he will NEVER serve drinks again since Jabba’s barge blew up.

: Trying to get someone’s attention to borrow credits to see the movie.

: “Don’t make eye contact, Jan … the bleeps and bloops don’t mean anything.”

: Hax0rs!

Clarence Winter Fest 2012

Jan 29, 2012 | Events

: Even clones can bust a move sometimes, though they are more prone to line dance..

: It was quite easy to pick from the lineup the one who stole all the girl scout cookies. Yes, it was the one on the left.

: Chewie felt deep apprehension toward what he could only conclude were miniature Tauntauns.

: The staring contest continued into the night, until the Ewoks broke out into song and the fireworks began.

: What do you mean you have proof Bigfoot exists?

: Sort of like the Salvation Army for young wayward droids.

: One rebel short of playing “Charlie’s Angels”

: Re-enacting the Last Supper. Except with light sabers. And without the table. And no Jesus.

: Security eventually told them to take it outside.

Buffalo Warriors Inaugural Season Home Opener

Jan 14, 2012 | Events

Villa Maria Student Center

: ‘Pickle in the middle’ doesn’t work so well when everyone can use the Force.

: “Yes! I KNOW you were the droid I was looking for. Will I ever live this down?”

: “C’mon, just shoot! Qui-gon bet a lot of other people’s stuff on this shot.”

: Taking group pictures is easy because a Jedi doesn’t actually have to HOLD the camera.

: “Stay close while I taunt Vader to foul me in front of the referee.

: “All for one and one for … wait, what?”

3rd Annual Buffalo Comic Fest 2011

Oct 15, 2011 | Events

Buffalo Public Library Main Branch – In addition to posing for pictures and raffling baskets to raise money for Compass House of WNY, members of the North Ridge hosted panels about Buffalo STAR WARS fandom, costuming, and performed a reading of James Hance’s “WOOKIEE THE CHEW – The House at Chew Corner” for children.

: Which one of these things just doesn’t belong?

: {Under breath} “You think you’re more tough in that fancy gown …”

: Why am I holding him? Because I’m not a marsupial, stupid.

: Another Lost in Space photobomb.

: “Have you seen these droids? One is short with three legs and the other one tall and shiny. No?”

: “Danger! Danger Gorge Lucas!”

: “Destroying the Death Star? The second one on the right. I’d recognize the orange jumpsuit anywhere.”

: Chewbacca mistakes a robot for a vending machine, gaining in frustration, looking for his change.

: Frustrated by the language barrier, R2 goes off to find the science fiction section on his own.

: “And the princes said, ‘I don’t know … you don’t look Chewish'”

: Acquiring a fetish for scarves, R2 can’t decide if he wants to emulate the Red Baron, a pirate, or Doctor Who.

: Vader discovers that Lindsay Lohan’s turn to the Dark Side is complete.

Heart Association Heart Walk

Sep 24, 2011 | Events

Coca Cola Field – The Buffalo Bison’s, as co-sponsors of the WNY Heart Association Heart Walk, invited The North Ridge to help entertain the many men, women, children and pets who participated in this years’ walk through downtown Buffalo.

: “Want a treat? A TREAT? You’ll have to work for it.”

: Light sabers are kinda our thing …

: The Force can be useful as a pick-up method.

: “Hold Still. I told you not to chew gum.”

: Loitering between battles

: Who’s guarding whom?

: Yes, we’re all somehow related.

Star Wars Bison’s Night 2011

Jul 5, 2011 | Events

: “A train? Seriously? Are you marrying the Emperor or something?”

: “No. Only citizens of the Empire are allowed to sit here.”

: “No. I will not hug you. I will not give in to the light side.”

: “Artoo, it was only a dream. Midgets are not crawling in and out of your back door.”

: They’ll let anyone be a Jedi these days …

Food NEtwork Star Wars Cake Challenge

Jul 3, 2011 | Events

The Screening Room – Zilly’s Cupcakes on Elmwood Avenue competed in the Food Network’s STAR WARS Cake Challenge to create a cake for the re-launch of STAR TOURS. The episode was viewed in The Screening Room as it aired live on Food Network.