Regal Cinemas Transit Road – February 10-12
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- “I’ll show Vader I can too make a good forest scout. I’ll run right over those d@mn Ewoks.”
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- Once again, Mr. Green Saber is straying close to sexual harassment.
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- ‘Jedi Jesus’ photobomb
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- Some moviegoers thought it a bit much to have such fanfare just to come back from the restroom.
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- Now, Disney can go sue itself.
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- For a brief time, the Jedi and Sith agreed to anger-management alternatives.
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- You can fight in the lobby, but you have to be wearing shoes and a shirt.
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- “Or you could just call me ‘the Jedi Dude'”
And lastly, R2’s Adventures …
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- 3D glasses are a cruel joke without binocular vision.
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- Mistaken identity: the ice cream bin does not want to be friends.
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- Vowed he will NEVER serve drinks again since Jabba’s barge blew up.
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- Trying to get someone’s attention to borrow credits to see the movie.
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- “Don’t make eye contact, Jan … the bleeps and bloops don’t mean anything.”
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- Hax0rs!
