STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE 3D by master | Feb 12, 2012 | Uncategorized Regal Cinemas Transit Road – February 10-12 ‘Jedi Jesus’ photobomb Some moviegoers thought it a bit much to have such fanfare just to come back from the restroom. Once again, Mr. Green Saber is straying close to sexual harassment. You can fight in the lobby, but you have to be wearing shoes and a shirt. “Or you could just call me ‘the Jedi Dude'” “I’ll show Vader I can too make a good forest scout. I’ll run right over those d@mn Ewoks.” Now, Disney can go sue itself. For a brief time, the Jedi and Sith agreed to anger-management alternatives. And lastly, R2’s Adventures … 3D glasses are a cruel joke without binocular vision. Mistaken identity: the ice cream bin does not want to be friends. Vowed he will NEVER serve drinks again since Jabba’s barge blew up. Trying to get someone’s attention to borrow credits to see the movie. “Don’t make eye contact, Jan … the bleeps and bloops don’t mean anything.” Hax0rs!