Star Wars Bison’s Night 2011 Jul 5, 2011 | Events “A train? Seriously? Are you marrying the Emperor or something?” “No. Only citizens of the Empire are allowed to sit here.” “Artoo, it was only a dream. Midgets are not crawling in and out of your back door.” They’ll let anyone be a Jedi these days … “No. I will not hug you. I will not give in to the light side.”