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KEVIN SMITH at UB Center For The Arts

by master | Nov 7, 2012 | Uncategorized

: Aren’t we supposed to be dueling today?

: So … Have you met my older brother?

: I thought the fashion show was today.

: I could have sworn today we were going bowling.

: What about me? I can has caption, too? No, no you cannot.

Maddie’s Pet Rescue Expo

by master | Oct 20, 2012 | Uncategorized

Hamburg Fairgrounds

: Uncommon bond: sharing angst over the Lucas re-makes.

: What happens when a SEARS portrait studio opens on the Death Star

: But hey, it’s better than the photo booth in Yoda’s cave …

: Chewie uncertain about ‘ballroom dancing’.

STAR WARS Reads

by master | Oct 6, 2012 | Uncategorized

Barnes and Noble Buffalo locations – Sponsored by Lucasfilm, Rebel Legion, North Ridge and Garrison Excelsior members invade Barnes and Noble for reading and craft activities.

: Finally found the test sample book for the written portion of the X-Wing test.

: Okay, fine … I’ll tell the kids Winnie the Pooh was a dwarfed Wookie.

: They probably threw this image in just to see how I would caption it. Passport joke, or miniature storm trooper remark? Nah, I got nothing.

: The Emperor is dismayed at the lack of board games these days that end in the death of one’s opponents.

First Buffalo Bison’s Pirate Night

by master | Aug 17, 2012 | Uncategorized

Coca Cola Field – North Ridge members cleverly disguised themselves as Pirates to inaugurate a new event for the Bisons.

: Creepy statues: breaking up cat fights since 1808.

: We’ve all had relationships like that, amirite?

: Pirate foreplay … to the death!

: It’s not dead, it’s a machine you idiot. AND it’s sleeping.

: FYI, their names actually are “Roque” and “Hardplais”

: A motley crew, no to be confused with a band with the same level of fashion sense

Buffalo Bison’s ZOMBIE NIGHT

by master | Aug 3, 2012 | Uncategorized

: They’ll feed on anyone, but prefer brains with a high midi-chlorian count.

: What a great day to be … dead?

Buffalo Bison’s STAR WARS Game 2012

by master | Jun 9, 2012 | Uncategorized

Coca Cola Field – The 5th annual STAR WARS game drew a record crowd.

: A Jedi brawl breaks out during the ‘kiss cam’

: “I think the plasma marks on the base means you’re ‘safe’. Yeah, let’s go with that.”

: “Be right back? I thought spacemen wear diapers!”

: Because group hugs aren’t as cool.

: Maul’s big brother, most seen as an extra on WOW.

: Jedi Mullet Formation: Padawans in the front; Buffaloes in the back.

: The Empire works a new PR angle to overcome that whole galactic oppression thing.

: I think some of them are adopted.

: Prom night in the Outer Rim

STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE 3D

by master | Feb 12, 2012 | Uncategorized

Regal Cinemas Transit Road – February 10-12

: “I’ll show Vader I can too make a good forest scout. I’ll run right over those d@mn Ewoks.”

: For a brief time, the Jedi and Sith agreed to anger-management alternatives.

: “Or you could just call me ‘the Jedi Dude'”

: Once again, Mr. Green Saber is straying close to sexual harassment.

: Some moviegoers thought it a bit much to have such fanfare just to come back from the restroom.

: ‘Jedi Jesus’ photobomb

: Now, Disney can go sue itself.

: You can fight in the lobby, but you have to be wearing shoes and a shirt.

And lastly, R2’s Adventures …

: 3D glasses are a cruel joke without binocular vision.

: Mistaken identity: the ice cream bin does not want to be friends.

: Vowed he will NEVER serve drinks again since Jabba’s barge blew up.

: Trying to get someone’s attention to borrow credits to see the movie.

: “Don’t make eye contact, Jan … the bleeps and bloops don’t mean anything.”

: Hax0rs!

Clarence Winter Fest 2012

by master | Jan 29, 2012 | Uncategorized

: Re-enacting the Last Supper. Except with light sabers. And without the table. And no Jesus.

: Even clones can bust a move sometimes, though they are more prone to line dance..

: The staring contest continued into the night, until the Ewoks broke out into song and the fireworks began.

: What do you mean you have proof Bigfoot exists?

: Sort of like the Salvation Army for young wayward droids.

: It was quite easy to pick from the lineup the one who stole all the girl scout cookies. Yes, it was the one on the left.

: One rebel short of playing “Charlie’s Angels”

: Chewie felt deep apprehension toward what he could only conclude were miniature Tauntauns.

: Security eventually told them to take it outside.

Buffalo Warriors Inaugural Season Home Opener

by master | Jan 14, 2012 | Uncategorized

Villa Maria Student Center

: “Yes! I KNOW you were the droid I was looking for. Will I ever live this down?”

: “Stay close while I taunt Vader to foul me in front of the referee.

: “All for one and one for … wait, what?”

: Taking group pictures is easy because a Jedi doesn’t actually have to HOLD the camera.

: ‘Pickle in the middle’ doesn’t work so well when everyone can use the Force.

: “C’mon, just shoot! Qui-gon bet a lot of other people’s stuff on this shot.”

3rd Annual Buffalo Comic Fest 2011

by master | Oct 15, 2011 | Uncategorized

Buffalo Public Library Main Branch – In addition to posing for pictures and raffling baskets to raise money for Compass House of WNY, members of the North Ridge hosted panels about Buffalo STAR WARS fandom, costuming, and performed a reading of James Hance’s “WOOKIEE THE CHEW – The House at Chew Corner” for children.