by master | Nov 7, 2012 | Uncategorized
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So … Have you met my older brother?
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Aren’t we supposed to
be dueling today?
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I could have sworn today we were going bowling.
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I thought the fashion show was today.
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What about me? I can has caption, too? No, no you cannot.
by master | Oct 20, 2012 | Uncategorized
Hamburg Fairgrounds
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Uncommon bond: sharing angst over the Lucas re-makes.
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What happens when a
SEARS portrait studio
opens on the Death Star
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But hey, it’s better than the photo booth in Yoda’s cave …
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Chewie uncertain about
‘ballroom dancing’.
by master | Oct 6, 2012 | Uncategorized
Barnes and Noble Buffalo locations – Sponsored by Lucasfilm, Rebel Legion, North Ridge and Garrison Excelsior members invade Barnes and Noble for reading and craft activities.
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The Emperor is dismayed at the lack
of board games these days that end in the death of one’s opponents.
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They probably threw this image in just to see how I would caption it. Passport joke, or miniature storm trooper remark? Nah, I got nothing.
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Okay, fine … I’ll tell the kids Winnie the Pooh was a dwarfed Wookie.
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Finally found the test sample book for the written portion of the X-Wing test.
by master | Aug 17, 2012 | Uncategorized
Coca Cola Field – North Ridge members cleverly disguised themselves as Pirates to inaugurate a new event for the Bisons.
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Creepy statues: breaking up cat fights since 1808.
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FYI, their names actually are “Roque” and “Hardplais”
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Pirate foreplay … to the death!
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A motley crew, no to be confused with a band with the same level of fashion sense
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We’ve all had relationships
like that, amirite?
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It’s not dead, it’s a machine you idiot. AND it’s sleeping.
by master | Aug 3, 2012 | Uncategorized
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They’ll feed on anyone, but prefer
brains with a high midi-chlorian count.
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What a great day to be … dead?
by master | Jun 9, 2012 | Uncategorized
Coca Cola Field – The 5th annual STAR WARS game drew a record crowd.
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A Jedi brawl breaks out during the ‘kiss cam’
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Jedi Mullet Formation: Padawans in the front; Buffaloes in the back.
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“I think the plasma marks on the base means you’re ‘safe’. Yeah, let’s go with that.”
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The Empire works a new PR angle to overcome that whole galactic oppression thing.
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Prom night in the Outer Rim
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“Be right back? I thought spacemen wear diapers!”
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Because group hugs aren’t as cool.
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Maul’s big brother, most seen as an extra on WOW.
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I think some of them are adopted.
by master | Feb 12, 2012 | Uncategorized
Regal Cinemas Transit Road – February 10-12
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Some moviegoers thought it a bit much to have such fanfare just to come back from the restroom.
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Once again, Mr. Green Saber is straying close to sexual harassment.
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“Or you could just call me ‘the Jedi Dude'”
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For a brief time, the Jedi and Sith agreed to anger-management alternatives.
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You can fight in the lobby, but you have to be wearing shoes and a shirt.
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“I’ll show Vader I can too make a good forest scout. I’ll run right over those d@mn Ewoks.”
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‘Jedi Jesus’ photobomb
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Now, Disney can go sue itself.
And lastly, R2’s Adventures …
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3D glasses are a cruel joke without binocular vision.
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Mistaken identity: the ice cream bin does not want to be friends.
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Vowed he will NEVER serve drinks again
since Jabba’s barge blew up.
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Trying to get someone’s attention to borrow credits to see the movie.
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“Don’t make eye contact, Jan … the bleeps and bloops don’t mean anything.”
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Hax0rs!
by master | Jan 29, 2012 | Uncategorized
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Even clones can bust a move sometimes, though they are more prone to line dance..
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Re-enacting the Last Supper. Except with light sabers. And without the table. And no Jesus.
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It was quite easy to pick from the lineup the one who stole all the girl scout cookies. Yes, it was the one on the left.
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Chewie felt deep apprehension toward what he could only conclude were miniature Tauntauns.
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What do you mean you have proof Bigfoot exists?
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Sort of like the Salvation Army for young wayward droids.
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Security eventually told them to take it outside.
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One rebel short of playing “Charlie’s Angels”
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The staring contest continued into the night, until the Ewoks broke out into song and the fireworks began.
by master | Jan 14, 2012 | Uncategorized
Villa Maria Student Center
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Taking group pictures is easy because a Jedi doesn’t actually have to HOLD the camera.
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“Yes! I KNOW you were the droid I was looking for. Will I ever live this down?”
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‘Pickle in the middle’ doesn’t work so well when everyone can use the Force.
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“All for one and one for … wait, what?”
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“Stay close while I taunt Vader to foul me in front of the referee.
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“C’mon, just shoot! Qui-gon bet a lot of other people’s stuff on this shot.”
by master | Oct 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
Buffalo Public Library Main Branch – In addition to posing for pictures and raffling baskets to raise money for Compass House of WNY, members of the North Ridge hosted panels about Buffalo STAR WARS fandom, costuming, and performed a reading of James Hance’s “WOOKIEE THE CHEW – The House at Chew Corner” for children.
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Vader discovers that Lindsay Lohan’s turn to the Dark Side is complete.
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Chewbacca mistakes a robot for a vending machine, gaining in frustration, looking for his change.
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Another Lost in Space photobomb.
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Frustrated by the language barrier, R2 goes off to find the science fiction section on his own.
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Why am I holding him? Because I’m not a marsupial, stupid.
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{Under breath} “You think you’re more tough in that fancy gown …”
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“Danger! Danger Gorge Lucas!”
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“And the princes said, ‘I don’t know … you don’t look Chewish'”
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Which one of these things just doesn’t belong?
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“Have you seen these droids? One is short with three legs and the other one tall and shiny. No?”
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“Destroying the Death Star? The second one on the right. I’d recognize the orange jumpsuit anywhere.”
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Acquiring a fetish for scarves, R2 can’t decide if he wants to emulate the Red Baron, a pirate, or Doctor Who.
