STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE 3D Feb 12, 2012 | Events Regal Cinemas Transit Road – February 10-12 For a brief time, the Jedi and Sith agreed to anger-management alternatives. “I’ll show Vader I can too make a good forest scout. I’ll run right over those d@mn Ewoks.” ‘Jedi Jesus’ photobomb Once again, Mr. Green Saber is straying close to sexual harassment. “Or you could just call me ‘the Jedi Dude'” You can fight in the lobby, but you have to be wearing shoes and a shirt. Some moviegoers thought it a bit much to have such fanfare just to come back from the restroom. Now, Disney can go sue itself. And lastly, R2’s Adventures … 3D glasses are a cruel joke without binocular vision. Mistaken identity: the ice cream bin does not want to be friends. Vowed he will NEVER serve drinks again since Jabba’s barge blew up. Trying to get someone’s attention to borrow credits to see the movie. “Don’t make eye contact, Jan … the bleeps and bloops don’t mean anything.” Hax0rs!