Niawanda Park, Tonawanda, NY – Members of the North Ridge held a session of the Jedi Training Academy, and posed for pictures with eager fans and artisans.
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- With rebellion weapon supplies low, they resorted to the less effective “vertical foam bowcaster”
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- Would you like to take a Jedi personality test? Or perhaps an Imperial interrogation stress test?
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- Your lack of mustard disturbs me …
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- That’s no moon. It’s a fat Canadian chick on a catamaran.
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- I don’t care what you smell. Start swimming or we launch an Imperial probe.
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- The unspoken duties of the Imperial Guard finally come to light.
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- Together we will bring order to the galaxy … and perhaps a bit of fluffiness.
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- “C’mon R2,if you can record holographic messages, surely you can function as a karaoke machine.”
Being careful not to kill the younglings …
